You are on a yacht on the equator watching Godzilla movies on Netflix. The heat is unbearable. You smell burnt toast. You have lost your memory of what happened but you have the sense you have just body jumped into Jeff Bezos. A space eagle in silver spandex flies past your peeling yacht deck, hovers and asks if you want to learn Portuguese?
You decide to hit the hyperspace button instead. You reach for the Hyperspace button, but before you can press it a Portal opens up and you are suddenly falling into another dimension. Lights whir and you tumble into a place you do not recognize.
You say ‘Yes, but only if I can also learn to fly like an eagle.”
The eagle says, “how it is, how it was, where the hover meets the moon, when the toast, in the mulch, to the door, link the moorings.”
- You say “What?”
or
- You say “Door in the floor spandex eagle poet stuff.”
You go and check the toaster oven. The grilled cheese is melting onto the red hot coils. There is a text message coming in… you turn off the toaster oven and decide to:
Look at your text message. It is an old friend from another dimension. They invite you through their personal portal into their alternate multiverse node.
- You accept.
or
Ignore the text message and go swimming with Rick and his friend Morty. You dive into the blue sparkling water… the world seems to dim for a second and there are glitchy holographic static side effects making you feel sleepy and annoyed.
- Hit the Hyperspace Button!
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